Seeing Your Partners True Colours

Finding out you’re partners true colours, is almost certain to happen when you move in with them..

You will see the bad and ugly, it won’t always be negative things, but you will certainly encounter it in the toilet, shower, and kitchen. You’d think the dog went inside and shook for 10 hours straight in the shower with the amount of fucking hair you see on the floor, but you realise its your partners hair and wonder if shes human.

Unless you’re the female then you’re in for a worse shock than what the men are, filthy and unorganised, as a male I can agree on that, which can apply for 85% of the males out there, we are pretty useless when it comes to household chores, unless you’re missus beats you with a stick. And any kind of strategic plan to get your male partner to get off their ass is going to eventually fail, a man that works in a hard kind of job can summon any excuse on the moon but if its a office job sucking dick all day, then you may be in luck!


Top 5 Things Gender Extremists Should Know

Most of us have watched video compilations of your friendly neighbourhood extremist SJW, trying to attack people and force their beliefs onto people, its good to have a laugh at them. Because we all know nobody cares what they think, so here is a top 5 list of what a gender extremist should know.

One: Income difference

There is no sugarcoating this, traditionally, men have always been the workers. We work in the shit jobs, digging trenches, having near death experiences on a weekly basis in all weathers and only to come home to their wife that sits in an air conditioned office complaining about co-workers not reading a memo. That was pretty much the gig for decades.

However women are strong workers as well, there are a percentage that will do the same jobs as men do and get paid a lesser amount, In a job such as construction, it is a joke. Because if you’re going to do a mans job, you get paid a mans wage. And that is fair, if a female is going to stand side by side with other blokes digging rock and dirt out of the ground for less than the bloke next to her, its fair to argue the point.

But when a female has the luxury to go on a smoke break every half an hour after finishing a few emails to clients and comes back to a desk with a hand rest for your mouse, you should really have a go at real hard work before you bite the hand that feeds you before asking for a equal pay.

Two: Abortions

I’ve noticed a lot of women defending their right for abortion, its a sticky situation but in all honestly, if your going to go out and fuck yourself with unprotected sex and be an overall thot, get pregnant to a person you barely know. Then you should face the consequences, instead of thinking you can have choice over whether a person lives or not, eventually your ordering the death of your unborn child because you can’t keep your legs closed and you cannot support it. If you can’t take responsibility than you should wonder if you’re even mature enough to make the choice of an abortion or not.

Three: Unrepresented in government

US Congress is made up of 20% women, and you feel like women don’t have a bigger say in government?  maybe consider politics to close the gap?

Four: Women Do More Chores?

Its only very recently that society has opened up to women playing a bigger part, history shows that the husbands goto work and die at work while the wife stays at home, makes dinner, cleans it and does pretty much that. Instead of complaining to the world why do you get more chores? maybe use the power of voice and convince your husband or children to help make contributions.

Five: Women Pay More For Household Products Than Men

This one was a little funny because last time I checked, not sure if its changed but the price labels didn’t show a (Washing Powder: Men: $3, Female: $3.20), but we will still address it. You don’t tell your hubby to go shopping to pick up cleaning supplies for the household, nor do they walk in on a regular basis to shop at all. If the husband doesn’t go shopping and the female does, who is going to pay more for household products?




Single Mums That Leave Their Kids At Home

This is a once and every blue moon scenario, and I’m mainly directing this at single mothers that leave their kids at home to go to the club with their girlfriends, its a problem that plagues recently separated families. And adolescent mothers that had a kid before they are even allowed to step foot in a nightclub. It is a major issue and as far as society is concerned, it is wrong.

I’ve heard of this problem many times, and whenever the mother gets questioned on the topic, they don’t really say much in response, apart from “I have a life to live also”. And honestly they are right in the aspect of having a life and needing to live it. But they are wrong in the way they prioritise it. A child is not a right, and it certainly isn’t something you leave at home alone until 3am in the morning every Saturday night. The offenders can be separated when it comes to teenage mothers, to mothers in their 30s that just got separated with their husbands. Personally not much can be said to the offenders in their 30s, they should know better.

But you can’t expect a 18 year old mother with a 8 month old child or in some cases, 3 year old to know any better, because after all they did have a child at 15 years old. Awareness should be spread for this, because not only is it neglecting your child but it is degrading your entire personal image, and if you’re not a fan of being told how to look after your kid, take this with a grain of salt, Because if it takes child services to come take your child off you because you want to “Live life”, you are not fit to be a role model for you’re child, The way you act and be will help determine you’re child’s future self.

Sign The Prenup

Lets be real here, how often do you see friends or family celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary nowadays. Society has been plagued with acts of constant disloyalty and deceiving. Also your partner for over a decade running off with your kids or life savings. It won’t end well, however. Whenever a prenup is mentioned it turns into WWIII. Quite literally, Trust is a powerful and important aspect of a relationship that needs to remain constant. And asking a prenup is basically saying you don’t trust your partner, especially if your asking your wife.

I have mainly only heard of men getting scrutinised by their spouse for mentioning a prenup because, naturally the men work digging shit and get paid the most, unless you’ve got yourself a wife that’s a surgeon, if so you’re a lucky person, however it won’t be you asking for a prenup in that situation will it?

And the sad reality is, it has become a strategic battlefield, Love wasn’t mean’t to be this way, and it certainly wasn’t like this 30 years ago, and 50 years ago you would of known better. The formation of the internet and ways of communication have played a massive part in it. Snapchat is a great example, many adults and adolescents use the platform, sending pictures, videos etc. Its a perfect window for your vows to go out of swiftly. People don’t search up free Facebook or snapchat hacking on google to try torment a friend or partner, its to find out information.

Unless you’re going to keep your partner locked up in a room everyday, sign the prenup.



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Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Make Your Partner Orgasm

Having trouble experiencing the exhilarating rush of an orgasm? 

The male self-esteem does rely heavily on how they perform in bed, analysing an array of variables to satisfy themselves. However in the younger ages, and some older generations, the selfishness does present itself in some cases. In these cases the priority of the male to orgasm sometimes outweighs the importance of the females chance to orgasm.

Not only can this piss your partner off in the long run but it can actually degrade how the female feels. If your just having sex, dropping a load then walking off with that lukewarm coffee you made prior to having sex. Than your woman is going to be slightly annoyed.

Here are 5 top reasons why you should allow your female partner to achieve an orgasm everytime you have sex.

One: Happy Wife Happy Life

Your wives happiness matters, if you aren’t satisfying her in bed and she makes a point of that, not only are you lucky because its better than finding her in bed with a friend. But behind the slight loss of ego, it gives you feedback to improve on.

Two: Health Benefits

There is a clitoris for a reason, and its just as important as your helmet, not only does giving a female an orgasm make her feel good. But there are just as much health benefits as male health benefits in an orgasm.

  • Improves Circulation To Organs In Pelvic Cavity
  • Increases Fertility And Sense Of Well Being By Energising The Hypothalamus  Gland Which Regulates Body Temperature, Appetite and Emotions.
  • Provides overall lymphatic massage, helping your body’s natural detoxification process to improve digestion and mood and help prevent cancer.
  • Promotes healthy estrogen levels to keep vaginal tissues supple and protect against osteoporosis and heart disease.
  • Helps you look younger—studies show making love three times a week in a stress free relationship can make you look 10 years younger.

Three: Ego Boost

Making your partner have an orgasm every time you have some spare playtime, will more than likely increase your confidence in bed, and encourage you to do it more.

Four: It Gets Better

Studies Show that orgasms get better in the process of getting older, which will help spice up everything up, because as many would imagine, sex would become a little boring and exhausting at that age.

Five: Less Stress

Studies have been taken place that it shows that having an orgasm during sex or even masturbation can reduce stress greatly, preferably if you are in a couple sex would be a more ideal activity to focus lessening stress with, but if your working a 5 to 5 job, maybe that would help, probably not for a labourer though.